"I'm not scared of the aliens ... because I went to boarding school."
I'm just a few years too young for boarding schools, but I have friends just a few years older than me from Bristol Bay that attended the boarding school in Oregon. Truth is, that most of my closest family lived where there was a mission so they didn't have to travel.
"Pack up your fry bread, and brick of commodity cheese..."
Yeah! I like commodity cheese too. Wish they sold it in the store.