And now a break from important news of the day to share the headline at Yahoo. The reason Jennifer Aniston chooses to wear an old frumpy bikini is that she is afraid of being literally branded by the metal logos on modern bathing suits. Ouch! (But, how would she know this if she wears the same old bikini.)
Luckily, none of this will never be an issue for me. I'm more worried about the pockmarks that will be left behind by skin cancer and show up at the beach in an old tee lathered with SPF100.